I Broke A Globe Over Becket's Head, Somebody Snitched On Me!

Gretchen, in an attempt to have control over the only globe in our house, decided it would be better to whack it over Becket's head then to let him have it.  As a result, she spent a certain amount in her room and was asked to write an apology letter.   The apology went something like this:

Sorry Becket that I hit you on the sorry head. I hope Santa didn't see that. Love, Gretchen