Mat, you are to us...

The bread winner
The Oreo cookie stacker and snacker
The well-tuned biker and hiker
The kid tickler
The take your lunch to work everyday budgeter
The white cloud on-caller
The food processor turner on-er
The furniture builder
The homemade mashed potato, sushi, and ice cream maker
The kick my bottom at Scrabble-er (use all your letters for a 50point bonus-ERRR!)
The personal hair trimmer
The fly-fisher
The technologer
The photographer
The doesn't get ruffleder
The vocabuler
The Trivial Pursuiter
The right doer
The father.