Juice Boxes and Martha

Just curious....Do you find this trend in most kids that when they are given a juice box, they don't come up for air until you here the air pocket slurp? My kids average about 56 seconds from start to finish when they inhale these little mylar pouches.



Here's our friend Martha. She was a former elementary school teacher from Honduras. She goes the extra mile in the kids workshops for Home Depot by giving the kids a snack, drink and a hug the first Saturday of every month. Next month race cars.

Achoo! A Thing

This has been floating around like the common cold. I don't normally catch these colds, so to speak, but I've found it very interesting to learn about people and their silliness. I started a list in my head, and well, I'm leaving this for my posterity. You definitely don't have to read it, but I would love to see if we have something in common.

1. I feel like half my day is spent with my body bent in half, cleaning, picking up toys, wiping faces, stretching because my back hurts from cleaning, picking up toys, wiping faces.
2. I laugh the hardest when someone trips or falls down unexpectedly
3. I use soap down to the last sliver. It gives me a sense of accomplishment and I feel like I am not an American that wastes, well, soap, at least.
4. Sometimes at night, I get really giddy because I get to go to sleep in a nice warm bed and then I’m so giddy that I can’t sleep
5. I’ve always wanted to visit Konigsee in Germany ever since my husband described it to me. There are two lakes and when you cross the upper lake there is a sweet little lady waiting to sell you her homemade bread, milk, and freshly churned butter. New Zealand Haka dances sound nice too!
6. When I was 8, I really thought I was the Karate Kid. I jumped down from a tree and kneed my brothers friend right where it counts. He fell over and Micki-Son was winner!
7. I require a 5 minute snoozer daily.
8. I got bit by a scorpion when I was 5 and cried in the hall for an hour until my mom finally believed something was actually wrong to come check on me. Tough love hurts, literally!
9. I love Farmer Markets… it’s variety of people, fresh food, fresh flowers and an occasional band
10. I’ve always wanted to milk a cow by hand while sitting on a three legged stool.
11. I want to go to lunch with the Car Talk guys, Click and Clack on NPR
12. I think I want to study Behavioral Science when my kids are in school. Maybe I should study it now, so I can figure out why they behave the way they do?
13. Nice sunny days really make my mood happy and peachy. Ask me anything on these days and more than likely I’ll say yes
14. I really like the songs, King of the Road by Rodger Miller, Patience by Guns and Roses and Your Love Is, by Peter and Storm (new one, on the blog)
15. I clean to clear my mind and in a funny way that is cleaning too!
16. I love to eat summer foods more than winter foods.
17. One summer, I thought I would try to shower by only using swimming pools. My hair didn’t look so great that summer.
18. I DON’T text. I can barely type out phone numbers that are worded.
19. You could spread Nutella over anything and I would eat it
20. My bad habit is not putting my shoes on the shelf when I’m done with them, but I swear, I’m only going to throw them on again in two seconds. Bad habit #2, not owning up to bad habit #1
21. I secretly wish the White House would hire me to clean up all this wasteful spending and also have me crack a whip on people working more efficiently in government jobs.
22. Someday, I would love to have a wrap-around porch, a cutting garden, espaliered fruit trees, and a sun room
23. I think I have a well-trained guardian angel, because I would have been long gone if he/she weren’t here. Especially, when I'm driving.
24. I love the wisdom and the laid back way of my elders. I think they’re quirky and I love that they don’t care about frivolous things.
25. I love atmosphere. For example, when you’re outside and the music is good, the lighting is good, the food is good, the temperatures just right with a slight breeze to lift your hair,…It’s moments like these that I just like to soak it all in.

Dental Awareness Snack and Puffs

For those of you who know or don't know here is a dental awareness snack idea
Apples
Peanut Butter
Marshmallows
I added raisins because I thought it was hysterical



What if?



Here's the cream puff recipe. I'm taking some in to my husband's work tomorrow. Wish me luck.

Éclair Puffs
Puff:
1 cup water
1 stick butter
1 cup flour
Pinch salt
4 eggs (She used large eggs, not extra large)

Bring to boil: water, butter, salt.
Remove from heat and add flour. Mix well. Add 1 egg at a time. Mix well. Makes a gooey substance. Drop heaping teaspoon full on a cookie sheet. Bake at 400 till golden (25-30 mins). Cook them until really golden brown, not like a cookie, because you want it to be supportive enough to hold your cream.

Filling:
2 pkg. vanilla instant pudding
2 ½ cups milk
1 pt whipping cream

Mix pudding with milk – follow directions on box (mix about 2 mins and then chill.) Whip cream until stiff. Allow both to set a bit in the fridge and then mix together and keep cold.
Then fill the puffs once they are cool.

Chocolate Glaze:
4 T cocoa
3 T and 1 tsp water
2 T oil
2 T corn syrup
2 cups confectioners sugar

Stir first 4 ingredients in a saucepan on low heat until smooth. Remove from the heat and add sugar.
Ice the éclairs while the glaze is still hot. Cover it like a blanket, one swoop from one side to the other.

A Smorgasbord Post

A lot of things I wanted to post, but not enough time due to my house owning me at the moment.

A few things that we did over the past week or so....

We went and met Mat for lunch. It's nice to do something different and spice things up a bit. Next to the ophthalmology center , they have a double wide trailer with wood paneling inside. It serves only the finest of gas station type food. It is known as the Trailer and Mat was kind enough to treat us with his allotted spending money.

So it wasn't exactly the most healthy lunch, Cheetos, ice cream, but the kids were delighted and they got creative as you can see.






Church ball. What cracks me up about playing with these women is that when we have a time out, someone is off to nurse, hold their baby or we're passing kids to and fro while we sub. We are having a lovely time.



Lately, Gretchen likes to add the phrase "or something" to ending of many of her sentences. Example, "I think this need some sauce or something" or "I think I'm going to go to the bathroom or something" or "You're hair looks funny or something." She is so adult.

We watched baby Kaitlynn on Friday and as you can tell she was well entertained. I asked the kids if we needed to have another baby...Becket's reply, "Ye-ah-a, Micah needs a friend." (Don't count on it)



Shirley Rollin's is known for her famous creme puffs. My friend Brooke invited her over to her house to teach the needy on how to make these incredible desserts. Husbands will think about these all day at work, well, at least mine does.



I didn't realize that there was such an art to them. You have to make sure they are golden enough so they hold the creme. The dough is also gooey, which I would have never expected. You also have to lay the frosting on like a blanket. Gorgeous!



This just in from Grandma Augenstein commenting on my weekly flow side bar of what the kids say:

Grandma has an addition for your blog,


Becket: why did you ask me that, Daddy?

Mat: Sorry son, I forgot for a minute. You asked all those questions because it's genetic. I deserve your questions because of the 10,000 I asked my mom when I was your age! I'd love to answer every one of them!

Grandma Andrea: You know it!! (P.S. He was an awfully cute, scary smart little boy, just like his son.)

Love you,

Mom

The end.

I'm no longer craving a chocolate chip cookie at 8AM in the morning. Thought I would share!